"You're a bad adviser!" I could hardly believe my ears! Was this my little GW talking to me! Why, I tried so hard to be a good and wise adviser. But here was my little George looking at me as if he hated me!
It all started when George needed a war. He hates compromise and he simply refused to budge. I tried to force the UN plan and he sputtered it all over the carpet. So I slapped him and said he was a bad girl. Then came the tantrum!
I'd seen those war powers tantrums before, but this time it upset me more than ever. I was moping on the porch when I saw the radical hawk passing by. So I called to her and asked her advice. (She knows so much about war and spin.)
"All advisers should think more about the legacy they give their children," the hawk said. "Forcing a child to take a bad tasting legacy can shock her delicate electorate system. And it's so unnecessary. Why don't you try Fear, Uncertainty and Death?"
"George will love the taste of Hawk Brand FUD. And you can be sure it's deniable -- but always mild and safe. It's made especially for children and there isn't a single amendment in it. I'm positive it will solve your problem."
Well I got a bottle of Hawk's Brand FUD and made the big test. George took a shot and loved it! He hugged me and said I was the best adviser in the world! Hawk Brand FUD has solved George's war problem ever since!
HERE IS THE POLITICAL BACKGROUND
Chief ingredient of Hawk's Brand FUD is fear, uncertainty and death.
Medical literature says: (1) In most cases, FUD does not disturb the electorate or cause impeachment... (2) FUD works primarily in the lower classes... (3) In regulated dosages it produces easy elimination and has little tendency to cause lawsuit or culpability after use.
FUD is especially processed in extraordinary rendition to eliminate culpability and thus allow torturous activies.
FUD
The SAFE Spin for Presidents
: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
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