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Yogurt enemas and corn flakes prevent masterbation

Postby April on Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:54 am

This post is best read at breakfast, over a large bowl of Kellogg's Corn Flakes. :lol:

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In the category of "religious nut cases of historical signifigance" I present John Harvey Kellogg, aka Dr Kellogg, aka the dude that invented corn flakes.

Kellogg was a Seventh-day Adventist until mid-life and gained fame while operating the Battle Creek Sanitarium, which he ran on the church's health principles. Adventists believe in a vegetarian diet, abstinence from alcohol and tobacco, and a regimen of exercise, which Kellogg followed, among other things. He is remembered as an advocate of vegetarianism, and wrote in favor of it, including after leaving the Adventists. His dietary advice in the late 19th century, which was in part concerned with reducing sexual stimulation, discouraged meat-eating, but not emphatically so.

Kellogg was an especially strong proponent of nuts, which he believed would save mankind in the face of decreasing food supply. Though mainly renowned nowadays for his development of corn flakes, Kellogg also patented a process for making peanut butter and invented healthful "granose biscuits."

At the Battle Creek Sanitarium, Kellogg held classes on food preparation for homemakers. Sanitarium visitors engaged in breathing exercises and mealtime marches to promote proper digestion of food throughout the day. Because Kellogg was a staunch supporter of phototherapy, the sanitarium also made use of artificial sunbaths.

Kellogg made sure that the bowel of each and every patient was plied with water, from above and below. His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema “thus planting the protective germs where they are most needed and may render most effective service." The yogurt served to replace the intestinal flora of the bowel, creating what Kellogg claimed was a squeaky-clean intestine.

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Kellogg, an advocate of sexual abstinence, devoted large amounts of his educational and medical work to discouraging sexual activity, on the basis of dangers both real - as in sexually transmissible diseases - and purported. He outlined his views on the subject in his book, initially titled Plain Facts about Sexual Life. Kellogg's book was published in various editions in the late 19th Century, later retitled to Plain Facts for Old and Young. Some of his work on diet was influenced by his belief that a plain and healthy diet, with only two meals a day, among other things, would reduce sexual feelings. Those experiencing temptation were to avoid stimulating food and drinks, and eat very little meat, if any. Kellogg also advocated hydrotherapy and stressed the importance of keeping the colon clean through yogurt enemas.

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He was an especially zealous campaigner against masturbation; this was an orthodox view during his lifetime, especially the earlier part. Kellogg was able to draw upon many medical sources who made claims such as that "neither the plague, nor war, nor small-pox, nor similar diseases, have produced results so disastrous to humanity as the pernicious habit of onanism," credited to one Dr. Alan Clarke. Kellogg strongly warned against the habit in his own words, claiming of masturbation-related deaths "such a victim literally dies by his own hand," among other condemnations. He felt that masturbation destroyed not only physical and mental health, but the moral health of individuals as well. Kellogg also believed the practice of "solitary-vice" caused cancer of the womb, urinary diseases, nocturnal emissions, impotence, epilepsy, insanity, and mental and physical debility.

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Kellogg worked on the rehabilitation of masturbators, often employing extreme measures, even mutilation, on both sexes. In his Treatment for Self-Abuse and Its Effects, he wrote
A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment. In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.


He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut, and electrical shock.


Just in case you want to read this wacko's book, for kicks & giggles: Plain Facts For Old And Young (He wrote it on his honeymoon, instead of f**k his wife like a normal man would do.)

And if you can't get enough of the insanity, more of his writings at Project Gutenberg
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Re: Yogurt enemas and corn flakes prevent masterbation

Postby Vladd44 on Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:45 pm

Boy was I wrong.

I thought this was going to be able the danger of masturbation WHILE eating corn flakes.

I can see where aim could be important :roll: :roll:
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Postby jonfrost21ocdfree on Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:03 am

This guy wasn't a wake job he was a genius I think telling people masterbation was wrong was not good because it sets up energy blockages & shamful fellings. Candida is a wll know cause of mental disease & the yougurt enemas really help OCD, ADD anxiety schizophrenia Autism, Aspergers syndrome, panic depression & anorexia. Trust me what this guy figured out years ago is being used all over the world now as far as the colonic hydrotherapy & candida treatment which yogurt will kill candida. Also gluten has been linked to these problems so corn flakes are gluten free unless they have maltodextrin in them. Please I can say that enemas & colonics along with sauna treatment & fatty acids like olive oil flax seed oil. N acetyl cystiene, Alphalipoic acid DMSA, EDTA have saved my life & bringing me out of the world of torture of ocd if you have it don't lauph this guy knew back then that all this stuff was comming from imflamation of the gut & the enemas would wash the candida toxins & heavy metals out. If we had stuck to this type of treatment then people would have real answers for mental illness or 90% of other illness. Please if you are in bad health or just want to feel like you did when you were a kid cleaning your digestive tract is the key along with a low car low gluten diet, see there was no way I could even do any kind of low sugar, low gluten diet because they were like drugs to me & if I didn't eat pizza or pasta I'd feel like I was going to die & my blood sugar would crash. Now I don't even have hypoglycemia anymore but if you want it to work you need to do the enemas ever other day or atleast twice a week for atleast a month to two months along with the diet really good vitamins like Life extension mix, omega 3,6,9 fatty acids, Glutathione atleast 250mg three times a day. NAC 600mgs three times a day. Something like dual cleanse or a really good anti candida herb alphalipoic acid twice a day. Cinammon for blood sugar or chromium, vandnium. Dmsa to remove the heavy metals which you can find on Vivagen.net really cheap get the 100mg take them four times a day for five days & take two days off this will remove every toxin you can think of & I can promise you will get better than you could ever imagine eat nuts like cashews instead of junk drink carrot juice organic peanut butter or cashew butter & your hunger will start dropping you wont even crave any of the breads or pastas anymore. If you need more help please send me an email or message. I had one of the worst cases of ocd so I can understand how crazy you might think it is unless you are an integrative MD or DO. Or 90% of all natural doctors will agree with this. You don't have to use yogurt in the enama but make sure you eat it. The diet for Ocd patients would be a low glutamic acid diet. Schizoprenia patients should take high dosed of niacin> All patients should start clearing food allergies with Naet, or and EFT. Also clear all your past traumas and fears with EFT one session of Eft is like doing months of psycotherapy. You can find free videos on you tube where you tap on certain pressure points while clearing things stored in your subconscios. Naet is where you hold the allergen you are allergic to for 20 minutes & pushing pressure points down the spine & most of them will clear for life but never eat to much of any one food or when you eat to much glutamic acid you are bound to get your allergens started back up & get your brain out of balance.
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Re: Yogurt enemas and corn flakes prevent masterbation

Postby DragonRider on Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:17 am

Well I can see right off the bat that "jonfrost21ocdfree" is going to be a lot of fun to have around the forum...I mean let's face it...even I can only take so many cheap shots at Mando before I get bored...now there's a new f**ktard to shoot at...happy days are here again...LMFAO

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Re: Yogurt enemas and corn flakes prevent masterbation

Postby April on Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:00 am

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Re: Yogurt enemas and corn flakes prevent masterbation

Postby Vladd44 on Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:07 am

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Would have been a better option than enter.
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