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Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Kelvar on Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:53 am

Well? Who did it? Nobby never got a chance at it! Think of Mando!
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Vladd44 on Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:59 am

Mando only likes porn if they are in the spread crucifixion position bleeding.....and no vaginal bleeding.

OFC the cross is likely some hidden preference for double penetration of his.
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:29 am

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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Mando on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:13 am

Such depravity...

BTW, its not Nobby's porn that needs to be deleted but his sins.

Your mockery depicts your rebellion from God...the hardness of your heart...and the evil intent of your mind.

Typical lost souls...nothing special.

If you wish to deal with your sexual sins, I suggest you visit http://www.purelifeministries.org


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The path is before you...

Jesus stated, "If you love me, you will keep my commandments"(John 14:15) and that "I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. (John 14:6).

You either rest in trust with Jesus or perish.

Mockery, seemingly clever comments, profanity, degradation of others...all mean nothing yet to vainly boast your esteem. Can you not see the horror of your ways...how you walk blindly, serving the evil lord of this world (Satan)...and how your commentary reflects the utter depravity of your worldview. Would you honestly want those who love you to see this garbage which is often framed as free thought?

Trust in the Lord, repent of your evil ways...and rest safe as Jesus is your true savior despite the vanities of this world who lead you by the nose to pornography and other ill pursuits that you carnally worship. Your sins, no matter how severe, can be forgiven.

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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Kelvar on Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:24 am

Hmm, I don't know. It seems like a left turn would have been better, but the left is full of godless heathens, the right has all the christians. I'm soooo confused, do I have to pass the turn, then turn around, or can I just take the turn when I see it ahead?
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Vladd44 on Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:36 am

Mando wrote:BTW, its not Nobby's porn that needs to be deleted but his sins.


So it is official from god nobby, you can keep your porn, just learn to be nicer and share with more people like mando. Remove that sin of selfishness.

Mando wrote:Your mockery depicts your rebellion from God...the hardness of your heart...and the evil intent of your mind.

Typical lost souls...nothing special.

His rambling rants depict his unstable state, his inability to realize what a joke is, and the pathetic focus of his mind.

Typical dumb ass theist..... special indeed...small bus special.

Mando wrote:If you wish to deal with your sexual sins, I suggest you visit http://www.purelifeministries.org

If you wish to deal with your homosexual feelings mando, I would suggest http://www.christian-men-that-love-*.com

Mando wrote:Salvation awaits those who call upon the Lord.

I am sure Mando screams the lords name several times a night...depending on the john.

Mando wrote:The path is before you...

I could have sworn the thing before me right now is a keyboard.

Mando wrote:Jesus stated, "If you love me, you will keep my commandments"(John 14:15) and that "I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. (John 14:6).


Matthew 19:29 wrote:And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life.


Mando wrote:You either rest in trust with Jesus or perish.


I will stick with my "Simmons BeautyRest" Mattress.

Mando wrote:Mockery, seemingly clever comments, profanity, degradation of others...all mean nothing yet to vainly boast your esteem.


What presumptuousness, to assign our entertainment at your false god's expense a meaning nothing. Perhaps it means nothing to you, but I quite enjoy it.

Mando wrote:Can you not see the horror of your ways...how you walk blindly, serving the evil lord of this world (Satan)...and how your commentary reflects the utter depravity of your worldview.


The horror of making fun of an idiot that believes in bronze age myths? I do see horror here, but it is the horror of realizing there are millions more just like you. Who wander around with their head buried in their ass and wondering why the world smells like shit. Get your head out of your (or your god's) ass and perhaps you can then have a world view.

Mando wrote:Would you honestly want those who love you to see this garbage which is often framed as free thought?

As they say, scratch a christian and find a fascists. Just as the never ending cycle of turds that flow from your mouth, the words of other are not simply "framed" as free thought, but I would not expect a christian to understand.

Most of my friends and family know of this site, in fact my son registered the other day. And yes, it does concern me thinking about him having to read the filth called the bible you post.

Mando wrote:Trust in the Lord

I trust "the lord" will continue to do what he has been doing.......Not a goddamn thing!

My redeemer liveth....in a van down by the river.

Mando wrote:repent of your evil ways

No need, I am incapable of sin.

Mando wrote:and rest safe as Jesus is your true savior

No damn dude get it right, Jesus is the Gardener. Batman is the savior.

Mando wrote:despite the vanities of this world who lead you by the nose to pornography and other ill pursuits that you carnally worship.

Nobby, quit viewing nose porn.

Mando wrote:Your sins, no matter how severe, can be forgiven.

Yeah!!! what he said!!!!!! You sinners have hope, and it comes in three easy payments of $44. My paypal is......
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:13 am

lol Vladd

Mando, you do realise, if us sane people are wrong and evolution is the myth, then it was your god that gave us the urges to watch porn, shame on him. Same old failing in your story Mando, your blame man for the urges and sins that your god created, lol

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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Mando on Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:30 am

Sadly, you don’t get it Nobby.

There is a wealth of opportunities and choices in this world.

You make a choice…

To watch your porn or not…surely you don’t disagree with that.

Man makes choices within the possibilities. Surely, you wouldn’t have desired to have a world void of choice? Does God hold a gun to your head and demand you watch porno, or do you so choose? What better way to show submission and honor to God than to choose to act in a way according to His design rather than rebel into carnal lust. God has given us the beauty of others, to enhance our intimacy and companionship. However, if you choose to use that beauty, which is intended between a man and woman in marriage, in a fashion of objectification and serving of carnal lust, then you made the choice…and I would surmise to the detriment to those who actually love you and trust you. Porn is mental adultery.

So, eh…don’t blame God for your actions…stand up and take accountability. Don’t take a coward’s way and blame others for your actions.

Take the porn from you eye and replace it with the cross.
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Sable on Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:51 am

Mando, can´t we have fun in our forum without your bible crap ? Did your god not allow fun or is it just you who doesn´t know the word fun ? you are bothering us with shit, doesn´t matter what we say, you find everything in your fairytale bible.
in the bible stands go and make babies (i dunno the right words of the english bible). To make babies we have sex, in porn they make sex, even priests have sex, jesus had sex or do you think Mary Magdalene was just a good friend ? she was a whore before she met Jesus (if the bible is the truth)
So whores were, are and always will be in our world. (which is a good thing or we would have more criminal rapes) and what are they doing ? sex
even some popes died in a whorehouse. and they were not there for a prayer.....
do you think that jesus bitched at Mary Magdalene the whole time because she was a whore ? i don´t think so, so please stop with your bitching at us. Please leave and find some other insane people like you and you can bitch at each other the whole day..what a fun.... maybe i should come with you then :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Canada Joe on Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:01 am

Is this it?
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Sable on Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:10 am

@Joe... stop making Vladd horny with your first pic, no wonder he is watching porn and Mando will bitch at him. :twisted:
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Canada Joe on Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:19 am

Sable wrote:@Joe... stop making Vladd horny with your first pic, no wonder he is watching porn and Mango will bitch at him. :twisted:


Kinda gives new meaning to the saying, "Yankin' it like a monkey in a Mango tree" don't it... :monkey
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby Vladd44 on Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:47 am

Sable wrote:Mary Magdalene was just a good friend ? she was a whore before she met Jesus (if the bible is the truth)


Actually that christian urban legend came from either the inability to comprehend the bible very well ...or a slander job against Mary.

The "whore" the bible talks of and Mary have the misfortune of being mentioned in adjoining chapters, there is no evidence that Mary is the actual person in the previous chapter.

But it did make for good woman bashing to destroy the credibility of one of the early female powers in the xian church. And you know how much christians and their ilk like to subdue their women.

Roman Catholic Mando wrote:Take the porn from you eye and replace it with the cross.
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:47 am

Mando wrote:Man makes choices within the possibilities.

In your world God made the possibilities

Mando wrote:Does God hold a gun to your head and demand you watch porno, or do you so choose?


Not a gun, no, something way more powerful, labido. Without it we would have no desire to reproduce, but the side effect is a sexual appetite that drives us to satisfy, i guess your God forgot to check the side effects of his 'work'.

Mando wrote:What better way to show submission and honor to God than to choose to act in a way according to His design rather than rebel into carnal lust.

See above.

Mando wrote:God has given us the beauty of others, to enhance our intimacy and companionship. However, if you choose to use that beauty, which is intended between a man and woman in marriage, in a fashion of objectification and serving of carnal lust, then you made the choice…and I would surmise to the detriment to those who actually love you and trust you. Porn is mental adultery.


And the bible is full of sex, rape and murder, you sound more and more like Ned Flanders everyday, comon Mando, say okely dokely.

Mando wrote:So, eh…don’t blame God for your actions…stand up and take accountability. Don’t take a coward’s way and blame others for your actions.


I dont blame your god, how could i, there is no such thing, thats like saying i blame tooth fairy for the high price of dentistry.
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Re: Who deleted Nobby's porn?

Postby April on Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:40 am

Mando, go confess your own sins.

And yes, we can all see them...

Most particularly, theft.

Isn't "Thou shalt not steal" a commandment? Why are you stealing other people's art work and posting it on this forum? And without any credit to the original artist?

You shameful sinner! Repent and give credit!
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