Top Ten Signs You're a Gay Cowboy

[Serenity411]

10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"


Courtesy of David Letterman

[DragonRider]

There was this Texas cowboy and a California cowboy out riding fence line together when they came upon this sheep who had it's head stuck in the fence. The Texas cowboy dismounts from his horse, unzips his pants and proceeds to do the sheep some justice. When he is finished he looks over at the California cowboy and says, "Would you like to try some of this?" The California cowboy thinks it over for a second and replies, "I sure would". With this having been said the California cowboy dismounts his horse, pulls down his pants, and sticks his head through the fence....

[Serenity411]

omg ewwwwwwwwwwww
lol

[Sable]

you forgot something in your top ten seren...

you are a gay cowboy if..... you are from texas and your name is Vladd !!!





if i won´t be in the room for the next time please call 911 and tell them it was V......

[Love]

lol good one, sable