The facts is ...

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The Facts is...

At Any Given Moment:

79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
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58,000,000 are kissing.
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37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
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1 lonely Anonymous is reading forums.
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You hang in there sunshine!

[Mick832]

Hey, what about the ones of us looking at PORN on the internet and mast......... UH, never mind.

[Mando]

Geesh...these are the facts.

Our actions and thoughts are to be put through the sieve of God’s word…the bible.
We are to act in a way pleasing to God which would be in respect to His commands.
To promote talk of lust and pornography is to embrace a concept that is at enmity to God’s will. Internet porn is lust in its most bountiful bouquet. It is poison to relationships, and an affront to one’s partner, and a sin before God. To speak of it in humor is sad.

Job (Job 31:11-12 (NLT) sums the issue best...”"For lust is a shameful sin, a crime that should be punished. It is a devastating fire that destroys to hell. It would wipe out everything I own." It is biblically clear (1 Thessalonians 4:7-8) that, "God has called us to be holy, not to live impure lives. Anyone who refuses to live by these rules is not disobeying human rules but is rejecting God, who gives his Holy Spirit to you."

[Canada Joe]

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Geesh...these are the facts.

Our actions and thoughts are to be put through the sieve of God’s word…the bible.
We are to act in a way pleasing to God which would be in respect to His commands.
To promote talk of lust and pornography is to embrace a concept that is at enmity to God’s will. Internet porn is lust in its most bountiful bouquet. It is poison to relationships, and an affront to one’s partner, and a sin before God. To speak of it in humor is sad.

Job (Job 31:11-12 (NLT) sums the issue best...”"For lust is a shameful sin, a crime that should be punished. It is a devastating fire that destroys to hell. It would wipe out everything I own." It is biblically clear (1 Thessalonians 4:7-8) that, "God has called us to be holy, not to live impure lives. Anyone who refuses to live by these rules is not disobeying human rules but is rejecting God, who gives his Holy Spirit to you."

1. My post was a joke, i have no idea if the numbers mentioned are indeed fact.
2. I can only presume the little name trick i used caught you out and you took the joke personally, im sure the bible has something to say about the foolish, i suggest you look it up.
3. Quit refering to the bible as fact, it is at best unproveable scripture, nothing more
4. If you read my post, it didn't refer to porn, internet or otherwise I very clearly used the terms "intercourse, sex, kissing and relaxing" are you suggesting these things are wrong and we shouldnt do them? Think carefully Mando, failure for the human race to have sex/intercourse will end the race, no mystical virgin births, just no births at all. Kissing and relaxation are also intergrul parts of humanity.

The fact that you misunderstand the joke and then LEAP to the conclusion that by sex or intercourse i meant "internet porn" or "lust" says a whole lot more about you and your "faith" than it does me. Its hardly tough to see why the only date you can get is a quicky in the prayer room with Steadfast.

[Sable]

Mando...don´t tell me that you never watched a porn...
you are a man like all other men...even catholic priests are watching porn before they go and play with little boys....

@Nobby...you know mando long enough, you should know that he can´t understand a joke because he is too busy reading the bible while he is jer..k..ing off.

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Mando...don´t tell me that you never watched a porn...
you are a man like all other men...even catholic priests are watching porn before they go and play with little boys....

@Nobby...you know mando long enough, you should know that he can´t understand a joke because he is too busy reading the bible while he is jer..k..ing off.

Cut that out Sable, we are gonna have loads of perverted catholic priests finding us on google now, lol

[Sable]

damn...more mandos ??

[Mick832]

I think he might have been replying to my post Nobby, although the only part I really understood was "Internet porn is lust in its most bountiful bouquet."

As to the image he posted, I gather that because I am not a roll of toilet paper, a cotton wool ball with legs or an alcohol drinking and smoking sperm on legs. I won't go to hell.

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I think he might have been replying to my post Nobby, although the only part I really understood was "Internet porn is lust in its most bountiful bouquet."

As to the image he posted, I gather that because I am not a roll of toilet paper, a cotton wool ball with legs or an alcohol drinking and smoking sperm on legs. I won't go to hell.

lol, but you shag roos, surely thats as bad?

[Kelvar]

Nobby, if you confess and convert, maybe, just maybe, he'll lighten up. April? Sable? Someone? Please?!!!

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Nobby, if you confess

Ok ok i confess, Kelvar did it................

[Vladd44]

The facts are.....

Mando is promoting a god that there is not one verifiable incident of the following:

1. Seen this god.
2. Heard this god.
3. Gone bowling with this god.
4. Went on vacation with this god.
5. Ate ravioli with this god.
6. Anything with this god.

So when it comes to facts, I have begun to accept the pointlessness of arguing with a christian. Facts are not an issue for them, the only thing that matters is their own perception and how they choose to define reality.

If they believe there are monsters in the closet, then there are monsters in the closet.

If they believe that the bible in which the love so dearly (So much most of them never read it) is the work of a loving god, then damn the virgin raping, genocide and other horrible deeds..it is the work of a loving god.

If I say god is real, then goddamn you, he is.

But I will admit, this has made me decide to actually post a christian thread. Which considering my recent inactivity, might be a good thing.

[Sable]

The facts are.....

If they believe there are monsters in the closet, then there are monsters in the closet.

There are monsters in the closet !!!!
Always when i open it and want to get something to wear, i hear a terrible voice which is laughing and screams "You can´t wear this because your ass is too fat !!! "

[DragonRider]

I think he might have been replying to my post Nobby, although the only part I really understood was "Internet porn is lust in its most bountiful bouquet."

As to the image he posted, I gather that because I am not a roll of toilet paper, a cotton wool ball with legs or an alcohol drinking and smoking sperm on legs. I won't go to hell.

lol, but you shag roos, surely thats as bad?

At this point I feel it necessary to defend the honor of my good friend Mick...to my knowledge he has never been caught shagging a 'roo...oh, yes...you can call him a Sheep Shagger, a Monkey Mounter, a Bull Bugger, or a Mando Molester all day long, but please don't lay 'roo shagging on his doorstep as it has still not been proven...although I do secretly believe that there may be some truth to the rumor...that is of course if you count Joey Jumping in there with 'roo shagging...

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Errrrm DR, theres a picture of him with a roo in his sign, now whilst it maybe true he is "helping" the roo, it looks more like shagging to me.

[Mick832]

Thank you for my defence DR, but I think you have helped convict me.

And Nobby, the picture proves my innonence. I am not wearing GUMBOOTS in the picture, and anyone who knows me, knows that I always wear GUMBOOTS when shagging roos or sheep. I never touch monkeys as they are only found in zoos here where there are staff who watch me closely. I am not gay so I have never buggered a bull. I have never met Mando in person, so I have not molested him, but there still is time.

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lmao