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The Bible: Short & Sweet

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The Bible: Short & Sweet

Postby April on Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:51 pm

Here's everything you need to know about this classic fairytale literature. Consider it your Cliffnotes.

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Re: The Bible: Short & Sweet

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:22 pm

a little too much detail, and not enough pics, overall 6/10 :D
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Re: The Bible: Short & Sweet

Postby April on Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:25 pm

Have you no imagination? Make your own pics.
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Re: The Bible: Short & Sweet

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:26 pm

No pics, but this should have Mando foaming at the mouth with rage: http://www.sexinchrist.com/
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Re: The Bible: Short & Sweet

Postby Mando on Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:37 pm

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Everything you need to know about the bible...

First - "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." (Romans 3:23). There is a penalty to be paid for sin....death...eternal torment.

Second - "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth on him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16)

Third - "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." (Romans 6:23). Its a gift...a gift of eternal life.

Fourth - "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." (Romans 10:13). If you hear the call of the Lord...come...rest in the assurance of salvation and forgiveness of your sins.

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Re: The Bible: Short & Sweet

Postby Kelvar on Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:05 am

Three choices;
1. A long fall.
2. A short swim.
3. Stay inside, you'll land in Oz soon.
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Re: The Bible: Short & Sweet

Postby April on Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:22 pm

Since Mando likes to steal without giving credit, I'll have to do it for him...

He stole that book image from here: http://www.gaychristian101.com/Gay-Affi ... hurch.html

Mando, is there something you are not telling us? :lol:
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Re: The Bible: Short & Sweet

Postby Vladd44 on Fri May 08, 2009 11:57 am

ROFL

Don't know how I missed this post.

Stealing from those deviant homosexual christians, what else did they "give you" Mando?
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