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Right way, wrong way, and the Aussie way!

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Right way, wrong way, and the Aussie way!

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:52 am

One thing about blokes from Australia is that their hearts and humor are always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilor from Newcastle, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

'Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his nuts are wet.'



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Re: Right way, wrong way, and the Aussie way!

Postby Canada Joe on Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:36 am

..Ñøßߥ.. wrote:... and Make sure his nuts are wet.


Redundant. A-Rab nuts are self-moistening under threat of pain.. :mrgreen:
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Re: Right way, wrong way, and the Aussie way!

Postby Mick832 on Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:00 am

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/bubba.htm

Sorry it is not true. But I wish it was.
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Re: Right way, wrong way, and the Aussie way!

Postby DragonRider on Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:19 pm

Mick832 wrote:http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/bubba.htm

Sorry it is not true. But I wish it was.


True or not I agree with it 100%...wait a minute...what the hell am I talking about...SAVING AUSSIES ???

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Re: Right way, wrong way, and the Aussie way!

Postby Mick832 on Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:59 pm

The rumour appears a couple of different ways, either it it was claimed to have been said by an Aussie or a Texan.

I suppose if they claimed it had been said by a Brit or a Canadian, nobody would have believed it.
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Escape: the Aussie way!

Postby Canada Joe on Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:12 pm

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Re: Right way, wrong way, and the Aussie way!

Postby DragonRider on Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:37 pm

Mick832 wrote:The rumour appears a couple of different ways, either it it was claimed to have been said by an Aussie or a Texan.

I suppose if they claimed it had been said by a Brit or a Canadian, nobody would have believed it.


So true...mainly due to the fact that Brits and Canucks get a little bit squeamish when it comes to things such as torture or the death penalty...the Brits would rather just dump their convicts on an island or "across the pond" in Canada so that they can call them "loyal subjects" a generation or two later and just tax the royal shit out of them. I'm not real sure what the Canucks do with their murderers, rapists, terrorists and what not, probably send them to councelling or something...I'm sure that a little jolt to the gonads to loosen the tongue would never cross their "civilized" minds...LMFAO

BTW Mick...there ain't but one "U" in rumor...

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