Proof God Exists

[Vladd44]

http://www.gods1son.com/samstory.htm

This one cracked me up. A man with a vasectomy believes god undid his vasectomy (temporarily) and allowed his wife to get pregnant. :D:D

All I will say is that the kid doesn't look a think like me.

For even more hilarity, check out the evolution and sept 11th pages.

Sounds more fun than steadfast.

[April]

Stupid man, on so many levels.

Anyone knows if you don't want to have any kids, it's the wife that should have her tubes tied, since she is the one that can get pregnant.

Until men can get pregnant, they don't need any snipping done.

...unless they plan on fooling around, unprotected, with really stupid women that don't know how to keep from getting pregnant...you know, women like that guy's wife.

They get the snipping done so they can't catch the blame when the tramp shoots out a brat, not so they can accept the responsibility with a crazy story like his.

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Sounds more fun than steadfast.

Whatever happened to him? Did he give up on us and stop praying for our souls?

[Vladd44]

I think he is working on the release of G&D (God and Dragons).

Either that, or he has become a Kenny Missionary in Africa.

[GID]

Vladd44
This one cracked me up. A man with a vasectomy believes god undid his vasectomy (temporarily) and allowed his wife to get pregnant. :D:D

All this anti-religious ranting is making me mad. Once and for all, I'll prove that God exists. I asked God to make me infertile for 10 days. So from May 25, 2009, till June 4, 2009, without getting a vasectomy or using any contraception whatsoever, I will f**k every girl you send me and if any one of them gets pregnant, then I'll swear God doesn't exist. If none of them do, then God must exist because I will have had a little bit of heaven on earth without being on the hook to feed another ugly little bastard of mine through child support. Deal?

(And please don't try slipping in a tranny or a Thai ladyboy. Been there, done that. Besides, God will be watching you, and you'll go to hell. )

[Canada Joe]