Pay a computer to pray for you!!!!

[Vladd44]

http://www.informationageprayer.com/

Have a computer do your praying for you. Got to love their use of text to speech. They even promise each prayer will be at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying.

I can't wait, now I can "pray" for forgiveness while I am having sex with Mando's mom.

[Canada Joe]

LMAO.. pay-for-pray.. love it. Mebbe now I can get a few last minit prayers in before I croak. Never had the urge BUT I do have the money...

[Vladd44]

What I was wondering was if it could be cost effective to pay to pray for more money.

[bacon665]

"Pray for Economic Stability Discount Rate, $3.95/Month"
LOL

and did anyone notice you have to unsubscribe and wait for processing
and i somehow doubt they even do this. that would take ALOT of moniters

[Vladd44]

I think it is time to set up some competition. Let the prayer pricing wars begin!!

[Mando]

Vladd,

I will continue to pray for you and those who attend this site. The foulness of your talk and depravity of your mind is concerning...and sadly, the role modeling you now provide for your new child who is a young creation by God...may God oversee his raising and impart upon this young child an Angel of protection. May God lead you to the cross and repentence of your sins, and may that salvation be a torch to lead others to the mercy only possible through Christ.

Bacon..for you, I'll pray a new haircut.

[..Ñøßߥ..]

Vladd,

I will continue to pray for you and those who attend this site. The foulness of your talk and depravity of your mind is concerning...

Damn, Vladd are you gonna tell him his Mom likes the depravity or shall i?

Bacon..for you, I'll pray a new haircut.

Now thats a good use of a prayer, lol

[Canada Joe]

..and sadly, the role modeling you now provide for your new child who is a young creation by God...may God oversee his raising and impart upon this young child an Angel of protection.

[Vladd44]

I will continue to pray for you and those who attend this site.

I say you should just use a text to speech program, computers are perfect for pointless actions.

It never ceases to amaze me how blinded by their own perfection christians can be. If you believe in prayer, then go pray that your god can enlighten you to your own arrogance. But then again, arrogant smugness is a trait god likes isn't it?

The foulness of your talk and depravity of your mind is concerning

I know how you feel Mando. Every time I hear the foul lies of christianity spewed I cannot help but think of what young minds are being polluted.

Jesus loves you so much he will burn you eternally if you do not do exactly what he says.

...and sadly, the role modeling you now provide for your new child who is a young creation by God...

I don't think I will be much of a role model until some point in late October or early November (due date is 11/02). But believe me, I will be the absolute best role model I can be. No lies, no false presentation of self, no delusions.

As far as the 15 year old I am now raising, I can only hope that I can be a good example of why a person does not need bronze age myths to be a fair and reasonable person.

may God oversee his raising and impart upon this young child an Angel of protection. May God lead you to the cross and repentence of your sins, and may that salvation be a torch to lead others to the mercy only possible through Christ.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You forgot to mention the easter bunny, magical elves, honest christians and unicorns.

Bacon..for you, I'll pray a new haircut.

I have to admit, I did enjoy this one. I might even set up text to speech to do a few prayers on this myself. I guess I need to get a list of different gods to deliver the prayer for.

[April]

You know, Mando, you are absolutely right. Vladd's child will need angels of protection. (someone has to protect him from the Mandos of this world)

But only angels of protection that child will need are his own mom & dad, who I am confident will raise a wonderful human being, capable of thinking for himself and using logic, instead of myths & absurdity and following a pack of Christian lies.