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Online Beauty Contest for Nuns

Postby April on Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:05 am

From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7581039.stm

Calling all pretty young nuns that want pervs on the internet fapping to their pic...

An Italian priest says he is organising the world's first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour.

Antonio Rungi says The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September.

"Nuns are - above all - women, and beauty is a gift from God," he told Italy's Corriere della Sera newspaper.

He is asking nuns to send their photos to him, saying that internet users will then choose the winner.

Father Rungi stressed that nuns were not being invited to parade in bathing suits, saying it will be up to them whether they pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered.

"This contest will be a way to show there isn't just the beauty we see on television but also a more discreet charm," the priest, who lives near the southern city of Naples, told the Corriere della Sera.

"You really think all nuns are old, stunted and sad? This isn't the case anymore," he said, pointing out that many young nuns had arrived to Italy from around the world.

He added that the idea of staging such a contest had been suggested by nuns themselves.


I don't particularly care for anything that encourages people to look at women as merely objects, so I am not into the whole beauty pagent thing, no matter how it is done, unless it will showcase the beauty from within and completely ignore the external.

That being said, swimsuit competition or not, I still have to wonder...

With the way of life and rules that those nuns chose and agreed to live by, which is in direct conflict with the self-centered vanity and shallowness required to enter something like this, how can they justify it?

And you just know what this is going to attract for the voting...every perv on the internet that wants pics of nuns to fap to. They won't even remember it's called Miss Sister Italy, once they have renamed it Nuns You'd Like to f**k.

The winning nun can sleep well at night, proud of herself, knowing that the internet has selected her as the world's most f**k nun.
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Re: Online Beauty Contest for Nuns

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:35 pm

April wrote:Calling all pretty young nuns that want pervs on the internet fapping to their pic...


Fapping? thats a new term on me, lol

April wrote: unless it will showcase the beauty from within and completely ignore the external.


Whats so wrong with the external? Lets be honest the bulk of relationships start with external looks, what lies within is discovered at a later date. If it was a quest to attain the winner of the best personality contest then it would be named as such, its a beauty contest.

April wrote:With the way of life and rules that those nuns chose and agreed to live by, which is in direct conflict with the self-centered vanity and shallowness required to enter something like this, how can they justify it?


I think we have covered this many times over, their god will forgive them, they have faith. (Insert dumb mandoism here)

April wrote:They won't even remember it's called Miss Sister Italy, once they have renamed it Nuns You'd Like to f**k.


Seems sensible, thats the reality of it.

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Postby Vladd44 on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:36 pm

I am sure nobby is waiting to fulfill many childhood fantasies when they do a priest contest.
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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:18 am

Vladd44 wrote:I am sure nobby is waiting to fulfill many childhood fantasies when they do a priest contest.


You already spent many a year in a dress on your knees, hardly one to judge me, lol

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Re: Online Beauty Contest for Nuns

Postby April on Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:47 pm

..Ñøßߥ.. wrote:
April wrote:Calling all pretty young nuns that want pervs on the internet fapping to their pic...


Fapping? thats a new term on me, lol


:boner2 fap


I had to go through 9 pages on dialup to find a fapper...unacceptable!
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Re: Online Beauty Contest for Nuns

Postby April on Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:45 pm

OK, all you pervs, you can put it away...the contest has been canceled.

It seems the priest that was organizing this on his blog, his superiors weren't too thrilled about it.

And suddenly the priest has changed his tune, saying that the internet wasn't going to pick the winner, the nuns were the ones that were going to do all the voting...and it wasn't going to be about which one is the prettiest...it was going to be all about inner beauty. (Yeah right, more like busted and now trying to cover his ass)

The priest reported receiving some rather nasty emails, probably all from Manda. We all know how the subject of religion gets him all hot & bothered. He probably was asking if he could f**k the winner...or more likely, the priest.

Other sources are reporting that this priest's blog has now mysteriously disappeared from the internet.

But I have saved the best part for last. In the Reuters article you will find this gem towards the end. (bolded text is my own emphasis)

"We have to draw more attention to the world of nuns, who are often not sufficiently appreciated by society," he wrote, adding that he had hoped his initiative would help boost sagging vocations to religious lie.


Truth in typos? Freudian slip? You decide. :lol:
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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:41 am

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