One life saved..

[CorpoRasion]

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.

He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.

"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."

"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly...
"My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"

[Mick832]

Appropriate joke for in here I think.

If I could save one life in here it would go to that big Texan lizard. I can have a go at him and he doesn't take it personal. He just posts stuff back at me which I laugh at.

Seems like a lot of the other people in here could really be described as something that itches that an armless man can't scratch.



(Can I have an icon that says, Grow Up and Get a Life.)

[Vladd44]

Dont be so hard on yourself.

[Mick832]

Dont be so hard on yourself.

DONT

We don't support

We hope u don't too.

are you saying you don't care?

I don't care

not even a little bit???

HARD

I have never said my life has been hard. Nor do I "cry" about it. Most of humanity has gone through worse circumstances than I have been dealt.

YOURSELF

You know who you are and you should be ashamed of yourself

Make as much sense as half the other posts I have been reading lately.

[DragonRider]

Appropriate joke for in here I think.

If I could save one life in here it would go to that big Texan lizard. I can have a go at him and he doesn't take it personal. He just posts stuff back at me which I laugh at.

Seems like a lot of the other people in here could really be described as something that itches that an armless man can't scratch.



(Can I have an icon that says, Grow Up and Get a Life.)

Leave it to an Aussie to go around trying to save the world...lol

A wise man (my father), always told me, life is too short to not laugh every chance you get and life is too funny not to laugh at it.

People who take forums and chats to heart have serious mental issues. This is the internet for Christ's sake...it's a place to have fun...it's entertainment. V44.com is like a big, extended family. We can come in and joke around with each other. There is a certain give and take...in the end we are all still friends, at least those who choose to be. Some people just make mountains out of mole hills. The war between V44.com and MWM has to be the funniest part of cyberspace. I know that it has provided many hours of entertainment for me. BTW Mick, truth be told, I have nothing against the Aussies or for that matter any nationality, I judge people on an individual basis. Every race and nationality has the good and the bad. To judge a people by the actions or comments of one person borders on the edge of assinine. Cheers, mate.

P.S. There is no lacking in my education as far as geography is concerned...I put together facts about New Zealand and Australia on purpose because I figured it would get the Aussies around here all up in arms...lol...it worked

[Canada Joe]

(Can I have an icon that says, Grow Up and Get a Life.)

Your wish is my command ..

[Love]

Add that smiley to the list, CJ Good one, lol

[Canada Joe]

I did .. it's growup with a : in front

[Love]

cool

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for Christ's sake...

Did you have to bring him into this?

P.S. There is no lacking in my education as far as geography is concerned...I put together facts about New Zealand and Australia on purpose because I figured it would get the Aussies around here all up in arms...lol...it worked

Coming from a Canadian thats rich, or perhaps your more like vladd, Mexican

[Mick832]

Nice just to see some lighthearted fun, thank you.