New Member Hello

New Member Hello · by **GID** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:17 pm

Thank you, app103, for the generous invitation to join. Maybe if I could share a little bit about myself: I am on a pilgrimage. I'm looking for God through sex. My quest began a decade ago, when I noticed a curious pattern developing whenever I entertained girls in my bedroom. I'd always hear things like: 'Oh God, yes!', 'Oh God, oh God, oooohhhhhh Goooooooooood!', 'God, you're like a bull!', 'OMG! Is it real? Can I touch it?', 'Harder, harder, Goddamn you, harder!', 'For God's sakes, if you can't get it up, take a pill!', 'Is that a banana in your pocket, Mr. Mackelroy, or is God finally answering all my prayers?', and 'God also gave you a brain. Why don't you start using it for a change?!' This is the description of God I've been able to come up with after reviewing the transcipts of my bedroom sessions:

God's full name is O. God
He looks like a bull
It's hard to tell if he's real or not, and some people have to touch him first
He's too soft and needs to be harder
I should take a pill for his sake whenever I can't get up
He eventually answers all your prayers
He gave me a brain and I should start using it to change

I have a lot of love to give, but only to the right people (I'm tired of paying for it). Having shared so much of myself on such a deep intimate level, I feel very close to all you, and during my God session tonight, you'll be in my prayers. Thank you for reading this with sensitivity and an open mind.

Re: New Member Hello · by **Sable** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:52 pm

OH MY GOD..... Mando will hate you for this post !!!!! :mrgreen:

Vladd and Nobster will love you for your "bull" part and i love all people which are hated by Mando, so welcome in the forum !! :twisted:

Re: New Member Hello · by **..Ñøßß¥..** on Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:41 pm

Welcome to V44 Gid, its nice to have another Christian here, errrm well sort of :mrgreen:

Re: New Member Hello · by **April** on Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:59 am

Great first post! Glad you could make it. I know you'll love it here...and fit in quite well. :lol:

Oh, and I love your avatar. (where have I seen that before?)

Re: New Member Hello · by **Vladd44** on Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:17 am

GID wrote:I feel very close to all you, and during my God session tonight, you'll be in my prayers. Thank you for reading this with sensitivity and an open mind.

FFS, I have been trying to get me out of Nobby's "god session" thoughts for years. Great..........

And from the way Canada Joe tells it, Dragonrider makes him wrap up in pages of vladd44.com forum printouts during their "god sessions".

This forum attracts weirdos...I'm out of here...

Welcome GID

Re: New Member Hello · by **April** on Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:00 pm

Vladd44 wrote:This forum attracts weirdos...I'm out of here...

Oh, you know you love us, and if we were "normal" you would have shut the forum down permanently and never reopened it.

Re: New Member Hello · by **Sable** on Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:48 pm

Oh jeah we are weirdos and you are the boss..and we (incl.you) are very proud of it !! :shock:

Re: New Member Hello · by **GID** on Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:16 pm

Thank you for the warm welcome. So...what happens next? Do I have to go through some sort of bizarre sexual initiation rite, where I'm blindfolded, strapped down naked, and have three barely legal girls pour molten chocolate all over my...oops. Sorry, I'm confusing Vladd44.com with Donation Coder again. (Please ignore everything I said after 'Thank you for the warm welcome', 'kay?

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Re: New Member Hello · by **×¦×(¯°¤§h¥Kïtt¥¤°¯)×¦×** on Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:49 pm

That IS one freaky avatar lol.

Welcome to the forum,

Stephen King's It is one of my favorite books.

You seem wierd enough to fit in here.

Cheers!