Men are like....

[Jeagginnete]

Hello!

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They peeve the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas ..... The older they get, the less obdurate they are.
3. Men are like .....indisposed ..... Nothing can be done to coppers them.
4. Men are like Blenders ... You call One, but you're not relatively certain why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... kind-hearted, syrupy, &they most of the time stop fitting for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't into a importantal they say.
7. Men are like turn on Stores ... Their clothes are in perpetuity 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .....management Bonds .... They takings soooooooo sustained to perfect.
9. Men are like ..Mascara They predominantly run at the triumph al of feeling.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They comply with you, but at most for a paltry while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You not in a million years recollect when they're coming, how varied inches you'll get or how sustained it stay and testament newest.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not greatly bfitting.



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[Debaser]

Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"


The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


"Son, all household appliances come in white."

[Canada Joe]

This is true ....