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A lesson in maths for Sir Paul

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A lesson in maths for Sir Paul

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:27 pm

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time at the very least, its more likely triple that and some!


This is Heather.

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Heather Mills
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On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

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Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
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Re: A lesson in maths for Sir Paul

Postby Vladd44 on Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:47 pm

Or...

he could have gotten you for free...... :snipddkm :snipddkm
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Re: A lesson in maths for Sir Paul

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:21 pm

I woulda charged him alot more, and sent you, usually terms 90% commision for me, all the hot McCartney love juice for you, plus your 10%

Wb btw, i thought you had gone awol
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Re: A lesson in maths for Sir Paul

Postby Sable on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:17 pm

I still don´t know what was going on with Paul when he married that ugly bitch heather... mental derangement ?
She only wanted his money and is a snake in the grass !!
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Why do people in Europe use the plural?

Postby bincoder on Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:07 pm

Mathematics is a science not a collection of objects tossed in a bucket.
The correct word is 'math' not 'maths'.
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Re: Why do people in Europe use the plural?

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:46 am

bincoder wrote:Mathematics is a science not a collection of objects tossed in a bucket.
The correct word is 'math' not 'maths'.
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you use the term Mathematics (plural) yourself and then some how shorten it to Math (singluar)?

Dumb American alert.............. :mrgreen:
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