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John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

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John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby Vladd44 on Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:04 am

John 3:16 wrote:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


I was thinking about this very popular scripture. I must admit that when I was a christian it seemed so overused by certain denominations/franchises that I had completely disregarded it in the way a pop song gets ignored because it made it to heavy rotation.

I have to say that it seems to me that an omniscient all powerful being would be able to come up with a better gift.

All I could think about is some kid opening a box and finding Jesus' ear in it. Gee thanks, how about a toy next time? Or even clothes? Seriously who needs a person killed as a gift?

If I had all power, I could come up with a better gift. A dead son is a really crappy gift in my opinion.

I was curious as to some options others could come up with.

To start the ball rolling......

For god so loved the world, that he ensured they all had enough to eat.

For god so loved the world that he cured all disease.

For god so loved the world that erections never failed (sorry nobby, I know I said I wouldnt tell about you and Kel's night) and tits never sagged.

Shit, just about anything is better when the bar is set so damn low. :fire
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Re: John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:42 pm

For god so loved the world that he provided an ever lasting line of sailors to pleasure vladd.

For god so loved the world that he protected children.

For god so loved the world that he prevented war.

For god so loved the world that he provide shelter for all.
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Re: John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby Kelvar on Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:31 pm

For God so loved the world he gave all the politicians to... shit nm :oops:
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, - Declaration of Independence

I hereby withdraw my consent.
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Re: John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby DragonRider on Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:38 pm

For God so loved the world he made us all fine, upstanding, Irish Republicans...er wait...I was thinking of a PERFECT world...

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Re: John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:39 am

DragonRider wrote:For God so loved the world he made us all fine, upstanding, Irish Republicans...er wait...I was thinking of a PERFECT world...


We would never be short of roads, potatoes and drunks :wink:
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Re: John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby Mando on Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:59 am

We will never be short on lost souls…Jesus came to seek those who are lost and rebel...and that includes the lost who are drunkards, who dig potatoes, the Irish or any nationality, construction road workers, and all those who give loyalty to satanic influences and no respect of authority to God. Come to the cross…lay down your sins…and take the free gift of mercy.

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Re: John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby Vladd44 on Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:34 pm

I think the Catholic Mando has been possessed by God's Original Walky Talky Brother Steadfast. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope he is right about judgement, I would love to see the f**k that promote this shit judged according to their actions.
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Re: John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby DragonRider on Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:48 am

Vladd44 wrote:I think the Catholic Mando has been possessed by God's Original Walky Talky Brother Steadfast. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope he is right about judgement, I would love to see the f**k that promote this shit judged according to their actions.


Mando is the perfect Catholic...his dad was a Priest and his mum was a Nun...

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Re: John 3:16 For god so loved the world.

Postby Sable on Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:59 pm

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