John 3:16 wrote:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
I was thinking about this very popular scripture. I must admit that when I was a christian it seemed so overused by certain denominations/franchises that I had completely disregarded it in the way a pop song gets ignored because it made it to heavy rotation.
I have to say that it seems to me that an omniscient all powerful being would be able to come up with a better gift.
All I could think about is some kid opening a box and finding Jesus' ear in it. Gee thanks, how about a toy next time? Or even clothes? Seriously who needs a person killed as a gift?
If I had all power, I could come up with a better gift. A dead son is a really crappy gift in my opinion.
I was curious as to some options others could come up with.
To start the ball rolling......
For god so loved the world, that he ensured they all had enough to eat.
For god so loved the world that he cured all disease.
For god so loved the world that erections never failed (sorry nobby, I know I said I wouldnt tell about you and Kel's night) and tits never sagged.
Shit, just about anything is better when the bar is set so damn low.

: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.


