How to be a gangstah 101

[VladdJr.]

here are the life rulez to how to be a gangstah wit skillz

rule 1: its not pronounced "gangster", its gangSTAH
rule 2: u gottah have dah gangstah sloutch while drivin
rule 3: If u be seein anyone in dah street that u be knowin, no mateer how many cars be behind you, you best stop and exchange some lingo wit dem
rule 4: have yo pantz undah ur botty so u can be like "ahy, look at mah plaid underwear"
rule 5: if you be seein any white pplz then u best try and sell them somthin, like toilet paper.
rule 6: dont get a job, be a hoe's pimp, ya digg?

[..Ñøßߥ..]

Vladd, your boy needs bitch slappin'

[April]

There is no "H" on the end of gangsta.

And just in case there is any confusion with a similar word, I'll clear it up here:

Gangster:

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Gangsta:

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[Vladd44]

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LMAO!

here are the life rulez to how to be a gangstah wit skillz

rule 1: its not pronounced "gangster", its gangSTAH
rule 2: u gottah have dah gangstah sloutch while drivin
rule 3: If u be seein anyone in dah street that u be knowin, no mateer how many cars be behind you, you best stop and exchange some lingo wit dem
rule 4: have yo pantz undah ur botty so u can be like "ahy, look at mah plaid underwear"
rule 5: if you be seein any white pplz then u best try and sell them somthin, like toilet paper.
rule 6: dont get a job, be a hoe's pimp, ya digg?

You are a riot Vladdjr!

Just the title alone when I read it the first time had me spit my coke out with laughter!

[Vladd44]

Being ad blind, I didn't notice this, but...... someone else did

Do you have something to tell us son?

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[..Ñøßߥ..]

like father like son

[Sable]

So... Vladd and Junior you both played enough now, its time to get your bitchasses into the kitchen...I`M HUNGRRRRRRRY !!!!!

[VladdJr.]

You are a riot Vladdjr!

Just the title alone when I read it the first time had me spit my coke out with laughter!

lol
thanks, i do try
but with my dad posting stuff like he does, its hard to keep it real in the hizzile fo shizzle
=P

[VladdJr.]

Being ad blind, I didn't notice this, but...... someone else did

Do you have something to tell us son?

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geez, u went through a lot of trouble to make me look gay now didnt you......but its to bad tht all u did was show the true colors of YOUR site, im finding a new forum, because every1 on here must be gay thugs

[{MXC}Michael.]

Vman has a son, and theres me thinking the movie "40 year old virgin" was based on u

[VladdJr.]

Vman has a son, and theres me thinking the movie "40 year old virgin" was based on u

lmfao
niice

[April]

Vman has a son, and theres me thinking the movie "40 year old virgin" was based on u

The sheep wishes he was a virgin.

[{MXC}michael]

tut tut

[Vladd44]

Disclaimer: No sheep were harmed in the making of this post.

[Canada Joe]

See if you can spot Vladd in this pic....

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[Sable]

I see him !! I see him !!!!!