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Postby DragonRider on Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:01 am

I had a moment of clarity the other day...you know, one of those thoughts that cross your mind that you just have to stop and marvel at...usually my moments of clarity come about halfway through a 750 ml of Johnny Walker Black Label...anyway, I was eating a bucket of KFC ( 0% transfat naturally) and drinking a Sugar Free, 0% caffein Diet Coke with all the flavor removed, when I said to myself, WTF is up with this...I don't want to be the healthiest man in the cemetary...I want to live life to it's fullest...then that thought hit me...it's not the destination that is important, it's the journey...enjoy your Thanksgiving everybody...and to KFC: I WANT MY DAMN TRANSFAT BACK!!!...

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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:58 pm

Now theres a poster I've not seen in a looooooongggggg while, wb DR!

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Postby DragonRider on Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:38 pm

Hey Nobster,
How you doing and how's the missus and all the assorted little Nobbies? All is well in "Jolly Olde" I hope...What has become of WinMX, has it gone the way of the DoDo bird or is it that this heathen from hell of an operating system (Windows 7) just won't run the program? In keeping with the topic, here's to your health my British friend (if you were here I would share this fine bottle of Scottish whiskey with you)...

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Re: Health

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:38 pm

DragonRider wrote:Hey Nobster,
How you doing and how's the missus and all the assorted little Nobbies? All is well in "Jolly Olde" I hope...What has become of WinMX, has it gone the way of the DoDo bird or is it that this heathen from hell of an operating system (Windows 7) just won't run the program? In keeping with the topic, here's to your health my British friend (if you were here I would share this fine bottle of Scottish whiskey with you)...

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Im great thanks, mrs Nobby and the little Nobbies are all excellent. Winmx has been under a sustained attack for many months now, I wont be offering any prizes for your guess as to who is involved! Unfortunately the attack will require a serious modification to the patch which is taking a long time to complete.

Ive never had the stomach for Whiskey, it always reminds me of paint stripper, but enjoy!
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Postby DragonRider on Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:25 pm

Sorry Sir Nobs...whilst in me cups I had forgotten that the quaint folk of the UK prefer Gin...warm Gin...warm Beer...what a charming country...I suppose next you'll be telling me that you would prefer a warm Kidney Pie to a spicey HOT side of Bar-B-Que'd Ribs and an ice cold Budweiser (or 12) to get your motor running...LMFAO...tip 'o the hat to Missus Nobby and the little ones :D :ky :ky :ky

8) 8) 8)

...and as far as who is involved...I was kind of hoping that the puke had got a life by now...if he don't work for the RIAA he should because he is the best weapon that they have against free file sharing...and in keeping with the topic...eat more fish...it's healthier for you...
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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:02 pm

Nope, dont like Gin, or Kindney Pie (much rather a good bbq), in fact I would be much happier with the ice cold Bud, or Stella, or 1664, but I am probably getting a bit sophisticated now!

Fish is ok, but only in batter with chips (real chips, not crisps!)
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Postby DragonRider on Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:09 am

Tomorrow I go back to work...I will be away from my computer for a week ( I work 7 days on and am off 7 days). Not a bad schedule and the monthly salary is quite good. I do regret that I will be away from home for Thanksgiving, although the company provides us a Thanksgiving Supper...it's still just not the same. So, I'll see you in a week, Nobby, or would that be a 1/2 of a fortnight...you know, kinda like a half pence...see ya later, bud...

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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:54 am

lol ok mate, enjoy! Nice to see you back online!
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Postby Sable on Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:22 am

WB DR :D :D
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Re: Health

Postby bincoder on Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:15 pm

wb, but why would you want transfats? That shit is more deadly than plutonium. Youre better off to woof down some nice bacon grease. Its less harmful and has much more flavor. Same rule applies to things like 'I cant believe it taint butter' yup, its better to just eat plain old simple salted, Real butter than that garbage.
I still dont know why these companies bubble hydrogen to alter what is basically engine oil to thicken it and make it imitate real grease with all the bad side effects enhanced. I guess its cheaper to pump food from Saudi Arabia than to get it the normal way, from a cow or plant.
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Postby DragonRider on Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:15 pm

Hey Sable...nice to see you again, too ;-)

Well, bin...it's kinda like the three men of religion who were discussing what they would do if they found out that there was no God...
The Catholic priest says, "I would go out and bang every woman I could..."
The Baptist preachers says, "I'd go out drinking, gambling, and hell raising..."
The Rabbi says, "I'd just sit back and eat a ham sandwich and watch you two make fools of yourselves while I was trying to strike the best deal I could with the Devil..."

PROTEST TODAY!!! DEMAND OUR TRANSFATS BACK!!! FORCE THE GOVERNMENT TO PASS A LAW REQUIRING MORE SODIUM IN HOT DOGS!!!

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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:59 am

what you need is a proper, full English breakfast!
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Postby DragonRider on Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:48 am

LOL...it takes more than poached eggs, a muffin, and a glass of goat milk to keep a Texan running, Nobby...my idea of breakfast is a three egg omelette (with ham, onions, cheese, and mushrooms), a short stack of pancakes (with lots of butter and syrup), home fried potatoes, grits (fried in bacon grease), bisquits and sausage gravy, a large glass of orange juice, and a pot of coffee...that will usually hold me over to lunch time...
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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:37 am

Muffins? Goats Milk? What are you on about, are you mad?

This is a Full English:

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Although I think this one is a bit lean, I would have ditched the mushrooms and tomato and gone for more bacon, beans, sausages and an extra couple of hash browns. I would also of gone for ketchup! You eat one of these bad boys, you wont have space for lunch!
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Postby DragonRider on Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:55 am

LMAO...everybody knows that an English "plate" is about the size of a teacup saucer...why down in Texas we eat more than that for an appetizer...

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Postby Sable on Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:57 pm

@Noby..how can you eat this in the morning ????
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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:59 am

DragonRider wrote:LMAO...everybody knows that an English "plate" is about the size of a teacup saucer...why down in Texas we eat more than that for an appetizer...

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Which says an awful lot about Texas, lol



Sable wrote:@Noby..how can you eat this in the morning ????


I don't Sable, this would be a treat, perhaps a few times a year. As you know, I like to maintain my 6 pack. (I will send you another picture to masturbate over soon :snipddkm )
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Postby DragonRider on Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:42 pm

Nobby wrote: "As you know, I like to maintain my 6 pack."

Hmmm...me self...I likes to maintain at least a 30 pack (of Bud Light)...and then go par-teeee!!!

BTW, just returned from lunch...16 oz Rib-eye Steak, Garden Salad, French Fries, Apple Pie (ala mode)...and coffee...that MAY hold me over to supper...if I have a light snack and a few beers in between...

LMFAO

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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:47 pm

DragonRider wrote:Nobby wrote: "As you know, I like to maintain my 6 pack."

Hmmm...me self...I likes to maintain at least a 30 pack (of Bud Light)...and then go par-teeee!!!

BTW, just returned from lunch...16 oz Rib-eye Steak, Garden Salad, French Fries, Apple Pie (ala mode)...and coffee...that MAY hold me over to supper...if I have a light snack and a few beers in between...

LMFAO

:fro :fro :fro


DR, I am happy for you! You get to eat like a horse, which being a Texan is all you need. I get to eat some good stuff from time to time, but also get to relax knowing that Sable is using my pic for sexually pleasuring herself. Its win win!
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Postby DragonRider on Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:57 pm

Sable...whilst you are using Sir Nobs picture to "sexually pleasure" yourself please use caution...the British are noted for having rather large ears and "buck teeth" ( just check out that Prince Charles fellow)...either of which could become snagged in a...shall we say, "delicate" location...however, because it is so near Christmas...and I am by my very nature a man of boundless generosity...I will send you an 8x10 glossy of yours truly...that's right, for free...gratis...so that you may know TRUE pleasure...

God, I'm just too kind...someday it will surely send me to the poor house...

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Postby Sable on Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:12 pm

LMAO....
yes please DR send me a pic :mrgreen:
I know the Prince Charles pics with his Rottweiler Camilla..hmm nah..rottweilers are sweet..dunno why Diana called her that, the better word would be...cow ?
I know also the english breakfast....eeewww :puke
and i'm still waiting for Nobby's photoshoped (the ears) pics for my sexually pleasure (i will use Vladd's instead but i won't pay SG) :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Postby DragonRider on Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:23 am

I have PIEEEEEEE!!! LMFAO

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Postby Sable on Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:33 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Health

Postby DragonRider on Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:37 am

Pie Eating...TEXAS STYLE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBTSIBj5cA

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Postby Sable on Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:41 am

DragonRider wrote:Pie Eating...TEXAS STYLE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBTSIBj5cA

:D :D :D :D :D :D


Hmm i thought this would be my style...maybe i'm a Texas :betsy girl :mrgreen:
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