Hail the Egg Laying Bunny

[Vladd44]

In honor of the day, let us all remember the Great Egg Laying Bunny that saved jesus by giving him his own energizer batteries.

Without those batteries, Jesus would never have been able to resurrect his lagging career.

Or was it a diet of egg whites that allowed Jesus to shed 120lbs and become the 'Jared' of his time.

Either way, let's not forget the true meaning of easter. Egg laying bunnies and chocolate.

[Canada Joe]

The Easter Gopher also brings batteries..

[DragonRider]

Just for Mando:

Yesterday, in honor of Easter, I prayed to Jesus that the oilfield would pick up and that I would get called back to work...then I asked the Easter Bunny for a chocolate egg. Today, I still got no job...but I have got a whole basket full of chocolate eggs...what the fook does that tell ya, hmmmmmmm?

For Nobby: Aren't you proud of me? I didn't come on line yesterday to mention that the Irish kicked the English butts in the famous "Easter Rising" of '67...I would never rub your nose in it like that...

For Canada Joe: How the hell do you guys find them Easter Eggs under all them snowdrifts?

[Canada Joe]

.... For Canada Joe: How the hell do you guys find them Easter Eggs under all them snowdrifts?

Easy, we just follow the trail of (funny tasting) raisins the bunny leaves in the yard. It eventually leads to (better tasting) eggs.

[DragonRider]

CJ, didn't your parents tell you to never eat the yellow snow or the "funny tasting" raisins?...LMFAO

[Canada Joe]