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Employee of the month?

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:08 am

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,

you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green ,
and I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.

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Re: Employee of the month?

Postby Canada Joe on Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:25 am

..Ñøßߥ.. wrote:No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.


Me too!! :cry3
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Re: Employee of the month?

Postby April on Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:48 am

Typical AOL support call usually begins with the customer saying the following:

"Hello, America Online? May I speak to an American, please?"
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