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Biblical Question : Who did Cain marry?

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Postby loveistruth on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:54 pm

ÐÊ/¥\ëñTÊÐ/¥\uþþëT wrote:
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How about YOU be SPECIFIC on your "I understand" BS?

Whether Christ's works were myth or truth, those claiming to be Christians should make the effort to act like Christ. What fatherless boy did you help today? What hungry person did YOU feed? Did you give shelter to someone in need? Did you comfort the elderly or sick? Or did you just attend church & pat yourself on the back for being so "holy?"

While he condemned sins, he did not condemn sinners. He blessed the harlots and tax collectors. He reached out to them with love, not condemnation. If he didn't condemn them, what gives you the right to criticize ANYONE? God abdicated judgment to you??

He told his followers to be humble like children; to minister (SERVE NOT PREACH AT) others; remove the rafter from their own eye before removing the splinter from their neighbor's eye.

Go back to your Bible and read about the Pharisees. Be honest about how many of these "christian" posts sound like the Pharisees & how many sound like the type of loving council Christ gave to unbelievers.

Do you HONESTLY think you are following Christ's example by belittling the non-Christians on this forum? Or are you being haughty? If you are really interested in saving others, do it with WORKS. Set an example that might make the non-Christians think you are something other than a mindless zealot.

If you don't know how to 'do good works' then your 'religion' is BS & you'd be a better person if you followed Buddhism or Wicca



I have no argument with you. We agree, and the fact that we do has a lot to do with what I understand about you.

Let me tell you, with reluctance, because it is against my nature to hold out myself as anything other than a seeker after truth and not as a person who has found it, a significant part of my life covering about thirty years, has been spent doing the things you advocate, often as a volunteer, frequently as a professional

Taking soup and toasted sandwiches down to a central city park every morning at 4am to feed queues of hungry homeless, working my butt off to run a house for physically disabled adults in order to help them graduate from institutions to being able to look after themselves, as a professional, establishing a state wide programme specifically to cater for intellectually challenged adults where previously none existed, walking around the parks and gardens of a big city at night with coffee, cigarettes, and a bar of chocolate or two from 1am to 4am every morning to see if I met anybody who needed a bit of a lift along or referral to some agency that may be able to help.

I am getting a bit creaky in the joints now, but I still walk around as much as I can, for the exercise mainly, but keeping an eye out for needs such as helping a weaker person carry a suitcase up station stairs, or sitting on a wall to encourage another also sitting there who looks as if they are not coping. And always with some loose $10 notes in my pocket ready to slip into a pocket of a person who comes across as if they could do with a lift.

Is that specific enough?

But that doesn't prove my Christian credentials, nor should it. Plenty of people care who are not Christians, but it answers your question, I hope.

And, of course, you might think that anybody could say that. Sure. But my record could be proved quite easily from many sources, should that ever be necessary, but I hardly think that should be so in conversation between two guys who believe that caring for others within a concept of God is what matters in life.

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Postby ÐÊ/¥\ëñTÊÐ/¥\uþþëT on Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:42 pm

Good for you. It annoys me when ppl who do not help others even open their mouths about religion b/c "faith without works is dead"

While it is not 'Christian credentials', it is a prerequisite for any claim to being "religious"

If you don't even help other ppl, STFU

Internet evangelism is BS & doesn't count

"so let it be written" by ÐÊ/¥\ëñTÊÐ/¥\uþþëT

HAHAHAHAHA am I as obnoxious as KnotForProphet yet???
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Postby April on Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:03 am

ÐÊ/¥\ëñTÊÐ/¥\uþþëT wrote:HAHAHAHAHA am I as obnoxious as KnotForProphet yet???


No...you are the "bratty little version of app". :P :lol:
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Postby Knot4Prophet on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:55 am

ÐÊ/¥\ëñTÊÐ/¥\uþþëT wrote:HAHAHAHAHA am I as obnoxious as KnotForProphet yet???


You keep mentioning me on threads I noticed. Perhaps you have some sort of fixation. I'd be flattered if you weren't so damned obnoxious... almost as obnoxious as me.
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Postby (¯`·.Unique.·´¯)© on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:49 am

Knot4Prophet wrote:
ÐÊ/¥\ëñTÊÐ/¥\uþþëT wrote:HAHAHAHAHA am I as obnoxious as KnotForProphet yet???


You keep mentioning me on threads I noticed. Perhaps you have some sort of fixation. I'd be flattered if you weren't so damned obnoxious... almost as obnoxious as me.


That’s cuz I told her the other day if she mentions your name in as little as three times in her posts, you would come out and do a predictable little puppet dance for us. She didnt believe anyone could be such a Tool.
Looks like I was right once again.
Fail more next time, f**k.
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Postby Vladd44 on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:26 am

FFS.

Either choose a thread or get a room.

You to having a lovefest is boring enough, but to see it twice...well.....

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Postby (¯`·.Unique.·´¯)© on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:39 am

Stop bitching....you love it.
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Postby scoossegelf on Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:20 pm

hi everybody
I'm going to get a new car. Wish to have an up market car, but have no ideas what to choose... Can smb advise me something?
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Re: Biblical Question : Who did Cain marry?

Postby bacon665 on Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:19 pm

the real question why are you even wasteing your time surely you can find more productive things to do?
and dont tell me who he married is relevant because them im gonna ask you list the spouses of 3000 people from the 80's and then make you tell me why their marriages are relevant and how knowing that is productive.
who needs a toilet when you have mando's mouth?
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Re: Biblical Question : Who did Cain marry?

Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:10 am

Damn bacon, it took you 13months to come up with that? :lol:
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Re: Biblical Question : Who did Cain marry?

Postby DragonRider on Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:25 pm

The real question is not who Cain married...it is "Where the F*** did they find a preacher to preform the ceremony and a county clerk to issue a marriage license"?...but if you stop and think about it...Cain may have married a monkey or a Go-rilla (that kind of shit was still legal back in those days)...and that would pretty much explain Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominal Snowman, and Bigfoot...not to mention a few of my inlaws...

LMFAO

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Re: Biblical Question : Who did Cain marry?

Postby Vladd44 on Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:50 am

DragonRider wrote:The real question is not who Cain married...it is "Where the F*** did they find a preacher to preform the ceremony and a county clerk to issue a marriage license"?...but if you stop and think about it...Cain may have married a monkey or a Go-rilla (that kind of shit was still legal back in those days)...and that would pretty much explain Sasquatch, Yeti, Abominal Snowman, and Bigfoot...not to mention a few of my inlaws...

LMFAO

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Let me beat MANdo to it.

DragonRider, God loves you .... wrong time for tree dolla.

Turn from your wicked ways and understand that God empowers county clerks and people who stand behind pieces of wood on sundays.

Cain could not marry a monkey, but a 11yr old virgin would have been fine. God likes them young.

Matt 19:13-15 wrote:Then little children were brought to Jesus for him to place his hands on them and pray for them. But the disciples rebuked those who brought them. Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” When he had placed his hands on them, he went on from there.


At least we got the PG-13 version. I would hate to hear what he did when he went on from there.
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Re: Biblical Question : Who did Cain marry?

Postby DragonRider on Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:47 pm

Matt 19:13-15 wrote:
Then little children were brought to Jesus for him to place his hands on them and pray for them. But the disciples rebuked those who brought them. Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” When he had placed his hands on them, he went on from there.


Vladd...are you inferring that Jesus may have been the direct ancestor of a certain Michael Jackson? Could "Kingdom of Heaven" be some type of code for "Never-Never Land"?

I need to give this some thought...or maybe "Mando of Borg" might want to take a shot at explaining it...I mean after he communicates with the rest of the collective of course...LOL

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Postby ..Ñøßߥ.. on Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:33 pm

DragonRider wrote:I need to give this some thought...or maybe "Mando of Borg" might want to take a shot at explaining it...I mean after he communicates with the rest of the collective of course...LOL


rofl, its nice to have that humour back.

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Postby DragonRider on Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:04 am

Mando of Borg might have wrote: Resistance is futile... you shall be assimilated into the collective of X-ianity...individual thought or opinion will not be tolerated...you shall become one with the collective...the collective is always right even when it is wrong...you shall agree...or you will be cast into a lake of fire and brimstone to burn for eternity by a VERY loving God who only has your salvation in mind...


I don't know if that quote can be accurately attributed to Mando-borg or not ...but it sure sounds like something that a brain washed X-ian drone of the collective would say...LOL

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