I apologize that "The 3 Lion's" (England) can't play soccer.
I apologize that your country (England again) lost today in the Soccer World Cup.
I apologize that my country kicked your soccer asses today and won !!!! I apologize for that of course also.
I apologize that we kicked you totally out of the World Cup in South Africa...your soccer team should hurry...British Airways is waiting !!! Sorry for that also !!
I apologize that England is crying right now and sad like hell, while my country makes party and will get drunk soon...with german beer and not with that terrible english one.
If i will find more to apologize, i will add it soon.
But baby....be happy because between all that ugly island monkeys (I apologize for that word...) like Prince Charles with his Dumbo ears, his Rottweiler Camilla, Mr.Bean, Victoria Beckham (which needs some food) ...etc. you have the both hottest guys in the world...Robert Pattinson and Dani Filth.... but we are working on that....
I hope you still love me and maybe you will have a chance to beat us in the next World Cup (but you know that it's impossible)
Your Sabs
(for all Brits in here....no need to kill me...i really love England and his Brits....)


