To all forum spammers!

[..Ñøßߥ..]

I have noticed recently that the standard of spamming is dropping, i guess they just dont make spammers like they used to? I think its only fair we as a forum do our bit to help improve the quality of spam, so i would like to ask all spammers to please:

1. Ensure all spam posts have either an amusing picture or porn (preferably)
2. Ensure we get some porn variety, i know Vladd and Canada Joe like the gay porn pics, whereas myself and Sable really enjoy the hot women, so mix it up a little please. If you could clearly mark the gay pics though, so i know not to open them and leave them for V and CJ>

3. Have the common decency to post in English, this is an English speaking site, although granted some of the Americans do struggle at times, but one things certain, we dont speak Russian, or Polish, so get with the program. If you are promoting foriegn sites, and dont speak English, just post pics

thankyou for you attention.

[Sable]

Hot women for me ?? Am i a lesbian ???

dear spammers please post(before i delete it, before i delete your spam in your profile also, send you a warning and ban your asses) some hot boys for me, but no gays.
And don´t forget to mark the ci**lis and v**gra spam for Nobby like : "We can help you Nobby"

ty

[April]

Why don't you just email this spammer and invite him back?

[ñòóKýçrÕôK]

I have noticed recently that the standard of spamming is dropping, i guess they just dont make spammers like they used to? I think its only fair we as a forum do our bit to help improve the quality of spam, so i would like to ask all spammers to please:

1. Ensure all spam posts have either an amusing picture or porn (preferably)
2. Ensure we get some porn variety, i know Vladd and Canada Joe like the gay porn pics, whereas myself and Sable really enjoy the hot women, so mix it up a little please. If you could clearly mark the gay pics though, so i know not to open them and leave them for V and CJ>

3. Have the common decency to post in English, this is an English speaking site, although granted some of the Americans do struggle at times, but one things certain, we dont speak Russian, or Polish, so get with the program. If you are promoting foriegn sites, and dont speak English, just post pics

thankyou for you attention.

[Kelvar]

Geez Nobby, are you blokes across the lake too lazy to find your own porn? Oh, let me guess, it cuts into your beer time?

[battye]

I've noticed on a few different forums that the spammers are starting to come out in force again. So errr, you should be happy now

[..Ñøßߥ..]

i figured you were hoarding all the good porn spam over at your forum bat, nice to see you around, i might stop in later and leave you some nice spam

[DragonRider]

Hot women for me ?? Am i a lesbian ???

dear spammers please post(before i delete it, before i delete your spam in your profile also, send you a warning and ban your asses) some hot boys for me, but no gays.
And don´t forget to mark the ci**lis and v**gra spam for Nobby like : "We can help you Nobby"

ty

Sorry Sable...but Viagra called me the other day and said that even THEY couldn't help Nobby...as a matter of fact they referred to him as "Mesquito * the gnat raper"...what ever the hell they meant by that I haven't a clue...

[Sable]

damn.... poor Nobster

[Canada Joe]

..but Viagra called me the other day and said that even THEY couldn't help Nobby...

Kinda makes me wonder: How/why does Viagra have DR's number?

[Kelvar]

Kinda makes me wonder: How/why does Viagra have DR's number?

You had to ask, didn't you?

1. He gets a manufacturers direct discount for those weekends with Vladd.

2. April had to do some quick thinking upon realizing it wasn't Sable's kitty porn hotline.

3. It was really Nobby's favorite hooker. (shame on you Hitch)

4. Everyone else does.

I think I'll take a long vacation now, somewhere off-planet maybe.

[GID]

Golly, I had no idea Sable was a lesbian. I love lesbians. As a matter of fact, I...I...oh god, here goes...I'm a lesbian in a man's body. So, Sable, when can we hook up and do lesbian things together? Hope I'm not being too forward, or going too fast, but my psychiatrist said that once I'm 'integrated' (whatever that means), I'll be a healthy normal man. (Don't worry, though, I'll always love lesbians till the day I die.)

Yours in lesbian love,

[Sable]

LMAO... I´m not a lesbian !!!
but if you are good in making pie, i could become one only for you

[GID]

You want me to dress like a pie??? Sable, I'm saying this to you as a friend now, 'kay? You need help. I'm going to ask God to heal your inner lesbian. She wants to come out...I can feel it. With God's help, we'll sort this pie thing out and then we can be two healthy normal lesbians together (just because I have a man's body, doesn't make me any less a lesbian in God's eyes. It's who we are on the inside that counts.)

Yours with lesbian love and affection,

[April]

You want me to dress like a pie???

No, she wants you to make her some pie.

LMAO... I´m not a lesbian !!!
but if you are good in making pie, i could become one only for you

Sable is our resident pie whore. She will do anything for pie.

[Sable]

Correct !!! but so many pies...you can call me Miss Piggy soon

[GID]

(Anything? )

So...umm...Sable, what are you doing next weekend? I have a fresh Key lime pie in my fridge and I'm very open minded.

[Sable]

(Anything? )

So...umm...Sable, what are you doing next weekend? I have a fresh Key lime pie in my fridge and I'm very open minded.

What do you think ?? I will eat the pie, but i hope she will be good till the weekend...

[GID]

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[..Ñøßߥ..]

lmao

[bacon665]

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